Smoking, Drinking, and premarital sex:
An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and
unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I
bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend
caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, he pulled up my skirt
and 'had his way with me' right then and there."
"They don't like that in Heaven", said the Angel.
The woman replied: "They're not crazy about it in Costco either!"
An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and
unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I
bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend
caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, he pulled up my skirt
and 'had his way with me' right then and there."
"They don't like that in Heaven", said the Angel.
The woman replied: "They're not crazy about it in Costco either!"
