Once upon a time , a
Prince asked a beautiful Princess , "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said , "No!!!" And the Prince lived
happily ever after and rode motorcycles and built and flew acro biplanes and dated skinny long-legged
big-chested broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to pole dancing bars
and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and
never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and cheerleaders chased him and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and
beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and
all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons
of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
